Hello Again..

helloo...its been a long time since i took a break from blogging. This is not a very famous blog like others. I only said hi to the ones who visits my blog. So i think i will update this every week or everyday....i guess..so i really welcome and thank you everyone who visits my blog.

Hello Again..

helloo...its been a long time since i took a break from blogging. This is not a very famous blog like others. I only said hi to the ones who visits my blog. So i think i will update this every week or everyday....i guess..so i really welcome and thank you everyone who visits my blog.

Stupid Stuff!

1. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

2. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

3. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

4. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

5. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

6. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
A. Because he is dead.

7. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A. It becomes wet.

8. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
A. Rain

9. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be ?
A. TOMORROW

10. What looks like half apple?
A. The other half.

11. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner.

12. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
A. AGE.

13. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.

14. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
A. Because it has its own scales.

15. Why does a bike rest on its leg?
A. Because it is too tyred.

16. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. ?????

Give your answers to this question !!!

JoKeS !!!

Police Story:

Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.
Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady.
(Five minutes later at her apartment.)
Officer: Which way, lady?
Lady: This way officer, he's still shamelessly baring himself.
Officer: Where is he, lady? I don't see no naked man.
Lady: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.

The WoodCutter:

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe into water.
God went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No"
God again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked.
"Yes".
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily.

One day while he was walking with his wife along the river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared.
"Why are you crying?"
"My wife has fallen into water."
God went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked.
"Yes", he said.
God was furious, "You cheat! Now I am going to curse you......"
The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. If I say NO to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say NO to her, you will finally come up with my wife and I will say YES. Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So that's why I said YES!"

ThinGs To dO whEn You GeT bOrEd !!!!!!!

1. Cut out photos and paste them on Popsicle sticks and have a puppet show.
2. Laugh out loud.
3. Learn how to fake an accent.
4. Make up poems or songs about your boredom.
5. Spin until you're dizzy.
6. Dress in something silly and laugh at yourself.
7. Go through the English dictionary looking up really long words like discombobulated.
8. Learn to peel a banana with your feet.
9. Listen to really hard music and head bang.
10. Play dress-up with all the clothes you have in your closet.
11. Pronounce your friends names, backwards.
12. Rent a movie, 2 hours later go back to the same movie store and rent the sequel, 2 hours after that go back and get the third movie.
13. Run around your house as fast as you can and, count how many times you can go without getting tired.
14. Shave your head.
15. Snap your fingers as if suddenly you have a bright idea and see if you get any.
16. Turn on the T.V., put it on mute and make up dialogue.
17. You and a friend pick your noses and see who has the biggest boogers.
18. Go dumpster diving and see what you can find.
19. Make faces at strangers to make them laugh.
20. Take your TV outside.
21. Walk around a public park, every so often pretend to trip on a 'invisible' wire.
22. Watch kids play - and then join in.
23. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
24. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
25. Skip rather than walk.
26. When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
27. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.
28. Write checks with Roman numerals.
29. Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.
30. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
    

Da MOCK Exam!!!!

On the 19th of September, Majeediyya School's mock exam started and I went to the test thinking that this test will be just the same as the O'level examinations and would be tough.I learned for the test a week before and got ready a lot.As i walked into the hall (where my class had to do the test) I saw two teachers inside talking.Me and yaittey's class were in the hall to do the exam, after the assembly the papers were distributed and I started to do the exam with luck that I can get an A in this subject.20 minutes passed and I was busy doing my paper as the best as I could.after the most tough question I sighed of relief and looked around me if any teacher was near me.What the Hell!!!!! i said. No teacher was in the hall.......many of the guys were copying from each other. It was time to ask my classmate next to me of the questions i was not sure. I can ask him!! why not ??? Cause there was nobody to look if we are copying or not.So i asked my friend the question i did not know.he gave me the answer.........i wrote it as the way he told it, with no change. YEAHHHH!!! it was good that nobody was there!!ehehehehhehee!!!! this is the way how it is in Majeediyya School!! the school where the great leaders studied and got 1st and 2nd and came out to LEAD MALDIVES !!!!!!! Now i know how they DiD Ittttt!!!!! :P

Am really ConFused???????

Many of my friends have been blogging for many days...some for many years (i guess). I have been telling them that it is a waste of time and it is not a really good idea to blog.But lately i started to realize that this is not a bad thing to do.So i have started to blog.I might not do this very nicely and i cant do it like the others are doing cause .........for real i dunno how to do this blog stuff. but i hope that i will get help form my friends and others and become a blogger who do a really nice and interesting blog!!!

So am really confused of this cause some have been telling that this is a bad idea and some have been telling it is really a nice work to do!!!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?????? pls help meee!!!